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Jeff Foxworthy on what it is to be a Canuck.

You may live in Canada…

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from
September through May,

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance
and they don’t work there,

If you’ve worn shorts and a parka at the same time,

If you’ve had a lengthy telephone conversation
with someone who dialed a wrong number,

If ‘Vacation’ means going anywhere
South of Detroit for the weekend,

If you measure distance in hours,

If you know several people
who have hit a deer more than once,

If you have switched from ‘heat’ to ‘A/C’
in the same day and back again,

If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow
during a raging blizzard without flinching,

If you install security lights on your house and garage,
but leave both unlocked,

If you carry jumper cables in your car
and your wife knows how to use them,

If you design your kid’s Halloween costume
to fit over a snowsuit,

If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km —
you’re going 90 and everybody is passing you,

If driving is better in the winter
because the potholes are filled with snow,

If you know all 4 seasons:
Almost winter, winter, still winter,
and road construction,

If you have more miles On your snow blower
than your car,

If you find 2 degrees ‘a little chilly’.

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